Your real age

I saw a quote in Google by Gertrude Stein – “We are always the same age inside.”  I thought it was an interesting quote. Some people say they are “young at heart”, or some similar cliche, to indicate that they have some of the child left in them. Stein’s quote made me think that in the same vein, some people are “old at heart” Just like people who are young at heart have always been like that, “old at heart” people have probably been that way for most of their lives.

It’s probably possible to change the real age of your insides, but I’m sure it takes Herculean effort.

Add comment July 1, 2009

Say no to plastic

My dear, dear friend Felicity and I had a chat over Google earlier today, and she sent me a link to a depressing story. I am pasting the story on here. Basically, it says that we are slowly killing the earth (specifically our seas) with plastic. The story was written almost two years ago. I wonder how much bigger it has grown since then.

Continent-size toxic stew of plastic trash fouling swath of Pacific Ocean

Justin Berton, Chronicle Staff Writer
Friday, October 19, 2007

At the start of the Academy Award-winning movie “American Beauty,” a character videotapes a plastic grocery bag as it drifts into the air, an event he casts as a symbol of life’s unpredictable currents, and declares the romantic moment as a “most beautiful thing.”

To the eyes of an oceanographer, the image is pure catastrophe.

In reality, the rogue bag would float into a sewer, follow the storm drain to the ocean, then make its way to the so-called Great Pacific Garbage Patch – a heap of debris floating in the Pacific that’s twice the size of Texas, according to marine biologists.

The enormous stew of trash – which consists of 80 percent plastics and weighs some 3.5 million tons, say oceanographers – floats where few people ever travel, in a no-man’s land between San Francisco and Hawaii.

Marcus Eriksen, director of research and education at the Algalita Marine Research Foundation in Long Beach, said his group has been monitoring the Garbage Patch for 10 years.

“With the winds blowing in and the currents in the gyre going circular, it’s the perfect environment for trapping,” Eriksen said. “There’s nothing we can do about it now, except do no more harm.”

The patch has been growing, along with ocean debris worldwide, tenfold every decade since the 1950s, said Chris Parry, public education program manager with the California Coastal Commission in San Francisco.

Ocean current patterns may keep the flotsam stashed in a part of the world few will ever see, but the majority of its content is generated onshore, according to a report from Greenpeace last year titled “Plastic Debris in the World’s Oceans.”

The report found that 80 percent of the oceans’ litter originated on land. While ships drop the occasional load of shoes or hockey gloves into the waters (sometimes on purpose and illegally), the vast majority of sea garbage begins its journey as onshore trash.

That’s what makes a potentially toxic swamp like the Garbage Patch entirely preventable, Parry said.

“At this point, cleaning it up isn’t an option,” Parry said. “It’s just going to get bigger as our reliance on plastics continues. … The long-term solution is to stop producing as much plastic products at home and change our consumption habits.”

Parry said using canvas bags to cart groceries instead of using plastic bags is a good first step; buying foods that aren’t wrapped in plastics is another.

After the San Francisco Board of Supervisors banned the use of plastic grocery bags earlier this year with the problem of ocean debris in mind, a slew of state bills were written to limit bag production, said Sarah Christie, a legislative director with the California Coastal Commission.

But many of the bills failed after meeting strong opposition from plastics industry lobbyists, she said.

Meanwhile, the stew in the ocean continues to grow.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is particularly dangerous for birds and marine life, said Warner Chabot, vice president of the Ocean Conservancy, an environmental group.

Sea turtles mistake clear plastic bags for jellyfish. Birds swoop down and swallow indigestible shards of plastic. The petroleum-based plastics take decades to break down, and as long as they float on the ocean’s surface, they can appear as feeding grounds.

“These animals die because the plastic eventually fills their stomachs,” Chabot said. “It doesn’t pass, and they literally starve to death.”

The Greenpeace report found that at least 267 marine species had suffered from some kind of ingestion or entanglement with marine debris.

Chabot said if environmentalists wanted to remove the ocean dump site, it would take a massive international effort that would cost billions.

But that is unlikely, he added, because no one country is likely to step forward and claim the issue as its own responsibility.

Instead, cleaning up the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is left to the landlubbers.

“What we can do is ban plastic fast food packaging,” Chabot said, “or require the substitution of biodegradable materials, increase recycling programs and improve enforcement of litter laws.

“Otherwise, this ever-growing floating continent of trash will be with us for the foreseeable future.”

How to help

You can help to limit the ever-growing patch of garbage floating in the Pacific Ocean. Here are some ways to help:

Limit your use of plastics when possible. Plastic doesn’t easily degrade and can kill sea life.

Use a reusable bag when shopping. Throwaway bags can easily blow into the ocean.

Take your trash with you when you leave the beach.

Make sure your trash bins are securely closed. Keep all trash in closed bags.

1 comment April 23, 2009

Dive addiction

Over the holy week holiday, I flew to Bohol with my dive buddies Isabel, Bodie, and Zara to explore the waters in that area. I’d gone diving in Bohol before, but I never really got to see its other topside attractions. We had four days of diving, then had one day to get our nitrogen levels down prior to flying and do the typical touristy things you just have to do while you’re there. We took pictures of the tiny tarsiers, the chocolate hills, the clean and green Lobok river, and other tourist traps there.

I did enjoy the land tour, but on that last day, I was wishing that we were diving instead (though of course we could not because of said nitrogen levels). The seas of Bohol are beautiful, and I could not get enough of it. I’ve been looking at the underwater pictures stored in my camera repeatedly, so as to extend my vacation somewhat. I could look at photos of the schools of jacks in Balicasag and the napoleon wrasse in Cabilao all day.

I’ve been diving for more than ten years, but I haven’t felt the itch to dive this intensely in quite some time. Right now I feel like there wouldn’t be anything better than being able to dive whenever I wanted in my favorite divesites. Reality does not allow this for now, but I’m hoping that one day I’ll get that lifestyle that has recently been occupying my thoughts more and more.

Add comment April 20, 2009

Pursuing the best job in the world

A couple of months ago, a news item caught the world by storm. Headlines trumpeted by almost every major news organization in the world included the phrase “the best job in the world”, and the stories outlined how Queensland in Australia was looking for a “caretaker” to watch over its islands on the Great Barrier Reef. The job would last for a few months, and would pay thousands of dollars to simply live on the islands, blog about it, go snorkelling or diving, lounge on the beach, and basically enjoy living in paradise.

Many of my friends urged me to apply for the job, and I promised I would, even though getting this one job would be very much akin to winning the lotto. After the story broke out, the site where one could apply for the job crashed. It was obviously a very attractive job, and it was open to the whole wide world, so there were bound to be thousands if not millions trying to get it.

I resolved to apply for it, since the process was not very complicated. All you had to do was make a one-minute (or less) video showing why you are the one who deserves to get the job, and submit it online. The deadline was Feb. 22nd, and I was determined to meet it. However, being the procrastinator that I am, I postponed making my video until (guess when) Feb. 22nd. I crammed making my video, which was just actually a slideshow of pictures, and submitted it online. I barely made the deadline, but I still beat it. I gave myself a pat on the back.

After I filled up the online form, I was sent an email saying that they would review my application and that they would email me again to tell me whether it was to be accepted.

A few days after my submission, I got the email, and horror of horrors, I was told that my application was rejected, because “it was JUST over a minute”. I felt terrible. I got rejected because of a technicality. I thought I had timed the video to last exactly a minute, and apparently, it was a few milliseconds longer than that. There went my chances to lounge on the beach and go scuba diving in the Great Barrier Reef (while being paid at that).

Of course this disappointment stems from my procrastination. If I had submitted the video earlier, I would have had time to edit it and resubmit a shorter version. I didn’t really think I’d get the job. As I said, I had as much chances of getting it as much as winning the lotto. However, because I didn’t even get my application in, it was like hoping to win the lottery without  buying a ticket. If my application had not been rejected, I could’ve dreamt of winning the job until July, which is when they will announce the winner.

Anyway, I’m putting my application here, since I didn’t even get the chance to have it voted for. (One component of this job application was the “wild card”, where they will consider an applicant whose video gets the most votes.) I didn’t get the panel and youtube addicts to view it, but at least my friends can.

1 comment March 15, 2009

25 Random Things About Me

There’s been a popular chain mail of sorts that’s been going around facebook. Somebody (hopefully a friend you actually care for) tags you in a note entitled “25 random things about me”, which contains a list of said random things about that person. You’re supposed to write your own list, then send it to 25 other people. Seeing as how it took me so long to come up with this list in facebook, I decided to make the most of my efforts and post it here as well. I called it…
My 25+1

You know the drill. Send your 25 things to other people, including me.       

1. I wanted to be a detective when I was a child, mostly as a result of reading too many Hardy Boys books. I only read one Nancy Drew book, where I discovered that her adventures were quite lame compared to those of the Hardys.

2. I am obsessive about spelling. Seeing typos bothers me no end. I sometimes think I would be perfectly happy working as a proof reader.

3. I haven’t eaten birds or mammals (or reptiles, for that matter) for more than ten years. I’m pescetarian partly because of traumatic experiences involving pig and cow slaughter when I was a child. In grade school, on a field trip to a meat factory, I somehow wandered into the room where pigs were put on conveyor belts, electrocuted, and dropped into giant vats. After seeing those poor pigs, I simply couldn’t look another lechon in the eye. The cow slaughter story is too long to relate here.

4. Aside from my friends, I don’t really like dealing with people that much.

5. I have no patience with narrow minds. There are obviously many ways of looking at things yet it’s amazing how much flak you get if your views or conduct deviate from the norm.

6. I work in a TV station, but I don’t own a TV.

7. I can go for days without talking to a single soul.

8. In school, I sometimes cried when asked to recite in class due to stage fright, even in college. 

9. I haven’t worn a watch in over fifteen years. When I was younger, I used to say it was because I didn’t want to be bound by time. Then I realized it was just probably an excuse for being late. 

10. I’m very good at keeping secrets.

11. I had a great childhood playing street games. I enjoyed patintero, skip rope, garter, siato, piko, and similar games that PS3 simply cannot compete with. Although I give the Wii a fighting chance.

12. I hate confrontations. Instead I have scenarios I play in my head involving flawlessly delivered, scathing put-downs. Very satisfying, and I never lack for a comeback.

13. I laugh easily and very loudly. An ex-boyfriend of mine once refused to sit beside me during a movie because my laughter drowned out the dialogue.

14. I distrust women with no girlfriends.

15. I used to be good at math, and was president of the math club in high school. Now, the simple arithmetic involved in figuring out how much my share of the check is when I eat out with friends gives me a headache.

16. The first time I described myself as “cynical” was fifth grade. I wonder if I even knew what the word meant then.

17. I have an irrational fear of security guards and traffic police. A few encounters with them have reduced me to tears.

18. My favorite movies are cartoons. I think “The Incredibles” is brilliant. Don’t even get me started on “Family Guy, the Movie”.

19. I moved out of my parents’ home soon after college. My first apartment was poorly ventilated and rat-infested (I saw a big one give birth to twelve baby rodents right outside our doorstep.). My roommate Yvette and I survived on noodles and alcohol. Those were great times. (This is not meant to be sarcastic.)

20. I am willing to try anything once.

21. A car once backed into me and pinned me to another car. The experience left me totally unscathed.

22. This is something I did not expect, but I am more comfortable with myself now than I was ten years ago. I guess the years do bring with them some wisdom.

23. I am unhealthily fond of sugar. When I was much younger, having no candy around made me panic. So, I used to melt brown sugar in butter, let it harden, then eat it as a snack. The sweetness made my teeth ache.

24. I am injury prone and have had countless sprains. I sprain myself during sports, which is understandable, but I’ve also sprained myself walking along a perfectly flat and harmless corridor. My orthopedic doctor asks, “What did you do THIS time?” each time I walk (or hobble, as the case may be) into his clinic.

25. My body is growing older, but I don’t think I ever will.

26. I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.

Add comment February 27, 2009

I’m back!

Here I am again after a period of silence. Aside from my laziness and forgetfulness, one reason why I haven’t been blogging is that I’ve been having problems with my WordPress password. Whenever I’d try to log in, the site would reject my password, then when I asked for a new one, it would be rejected as well.

I hope that this issue has been fixed, so I can continue to blog away and talk about mundane things.

2 comments February 9, 2009

Honesty: Sometimes NOT the best policy

Since I’ve gotten started on the topic of indelicacies, here are a couple of examples where employees provided too much information (more popularly known as TMI). These are two separate incidents involving two separate people.

The employees were telling me their respective reasons as to why they couldn’t report for work that day. Again, I am translating their words, which were spoken in Filipino. This rather detracts from their funny-ness, but you’ll get the point.

Incident #1

My office phone rings.

Employee: (sounding very disturbed) Ma’am! I won’t be able to go to work today! I had an accident in the bathroom!

Me: (worried by her tone and imagining her slipping and hitting her head on the toilet) What happened??? Are you all right?

Employee: Yes, yes, the bleeding has stopped.

Me: Oh my God! (then, rather repetitively) What happened???

Employee: Well, I was picking my nose…

Me: (wishing she wouldn’t go on) Oh.

Employee: Then I dug in too deep…

Me: Hmmm. (thinking of hanging up and pretending the line was cut by some strange electric force)

Employee: So it bled and bled and bled. Thankfully, it stopped bleeding already.

Me: (rather hurriedly) Okay, take the day off. Bye! (slams the phone down)

Me: (aloud in the office, to no one in particular) Why couldn’t she just say she had a headache?

Incident #2

My mobile phone rings.

Me: Hello?

Employee: Ma’am! I won’t be able to go to work today! I’ve got loose bowels. I’ve been going to the bathroom to relieve myself since last night. It’s so bad that my stools are like water! I think…

Me: (quickly interrupting) Okaytakethedayoffbye!

Honestly! Whatever happened to the good old headache excuse?

4 comments November 6, 2008

Overheard at a public washroom

I was at a public washroom and overheard a very strange conversation. This exchange made me realize (again) that some people simply do not have personal boundaries. Woman number one was standing, washing her hands, while woman number two was inside a cubicle (so I could not ascertain her exact position). I translated their words into English, but believe me, it was way funnier the way they said it in Filipino. They conducted this conversation without moving from their respective places.

(WARNING: If you are easily offended by talk of bodily functions, read no further.)

Woman #2: There’s something wrong with my tummy.

Woman #1: (Sounding concerned) Really? Does it hurt?

Woman #2: Not really, I just can’t stop farting.

Woman #1: Well, maybe you have a bum stomach.

Woman #2: Well, if that’s the case, why don’t I feel like taking a crap?

(Short pause. Then loud fart.)

Woman #2: See? It’s all air! Nothing else is coming out.

At this point, I just had to leave the washroom. Not only because of the smell, but also because I couldn’t hold in my laughter anymore. (And we all know what happens if we hold in our laughter for too long.)

1 comment November 3, 2008

Lessons

A very good friend of mine recently pointed out to me two simple life lessons that are worth learning and remembering.

Lesson #1: Do not mock another person’s pain (especially if you had a hand in causing it). Unless, of course, you want to receive the same treatment when it is your turn to be mired in misery.

Lesson#2: Do not gloat when victorious, particularly if you achieved your victory through deceit, betrayal, or some other unscrupulous means. Aside from being… well.. just wrong… this also reveals your lack of breeding, and your total absence of class. (Class after all, demands magnanimity.)

Too true, my dear friend, too true.

Add comment October 15, 2008

Grief

Caye was cremated and interred yesterday.

He’s really gone now. Without even his body to view through the glass of a coffin.

The past few days, I have been dealing with a tumult of emotions. Of course there is the sadness. How can you not grieve for someone who was the most important person in your life for nine years?

Yet this grief is not absolute. It is at times tentative, sometimes unsure. After all, how exactly do you mourn the passing of the person who has caused you the most pain in your entire life? Pain that, to be perfectly honest, has yet to completely pass?

I still don’t have the answer.

Add comment October 3, 2008

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